kellicisreal:

all you really need in life

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

wartortles:

i would have sex with like 723491 of u guys tbh

darrynek:

blog every day as if you’d delete tomorrow

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

powerburial:

just realized dogs are probably capable of learning martial arts. lets get on that

nosdrinker:

when will it be my time in life to eat some ass

deodrant:

are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache

coagulates:

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours

fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

inbox:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

dampsandwich:

i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND